Cubs fan and cute! Look out ladies!!

When do I get to go to my first game daddy?

Are you looking at my butt?!

Maybe if I pretend I am sleeping, this ***** will stop talking about the Cubs!

Daddy is going to tell you the story about the heroic 84 Cubs, evil Steve Garvey, and the moronic Leon Durham

I think all this Cubs nonsense is grounds for divorce!

Sorry son, you have inherited your fathers love of the Cubs.